The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.
the only character to wake up normally ever
Doctor Who Series 1: Rose
My family has a bad habit of not knocking before entering a room.
So I’m standing in my room in my underwear and putting on my pants when my sister barges in, takes a look at me, and then proceeds to sit on my bed and demand that I help her edit a video project for school.
Um, can you not see that I’m a bit preoccupied.
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LISTEN TO JAMES VINCENT MCMORROW SONGS AFTER HAVING A REALLY SAD ROSE/TEN DREAM I PAINT MY FEELINGS
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
